Dear Coffee...

More than any other day of the week, it tends to be Monday and Friday mornings that you need a cup of coffee most. For coffee lovers, nothing else really compares. That’s why this Friday morning, I wanted to take the time to thank coffee. There is perhaps no greater source of motivation on those tired, sleepy mornings at the end of the week than a simple cup of just that. Especially since Friday is my only Morning shift of the entire week. So, without further ado, a thank-you letter to coffee:


Dear Coffee,

It's mornings like this that make me appreciate how wonderful you truly are. I am so glad you were brought to this earth as a tiny bean so that we can brew you and enjoy you.

I prefer you with two teaspoons of sugar and a tiny bit of milk. But some people prefer you iced. And some people prefer you with cream. Some people even prefer you with nothing at all, a great testimony to how perfect you really are.

I just wanted you to know… because sometimes, there is nothing better on a tiresome morning than a good ole cup of joe.
xoxo,
Sharlene (+ the rest of the world!)

why is it monday already?

I know I should be sleeping since its currently 12:30 am and I have nothing to do. But I cant bring myself to actually get settled into bed and all that .. EVEN though its right behind me.

What is up with today? complete lazy Sunday all day and its now even dragging into Monday.. this is straight up tomfoolery!

Oh well looks like I'll be on tumblr for a couple of hours... smh

PS: I'm craving warm chocolate chip cookies right about now

let me guide you to the purple rain.

Alright so a wonderful person made me realize that I stopped blogging about dreams. So I'll tell ya'll my dream two nights ago. Keep in mind that on this day I had thought about watching the movie "Purple Rain" but ended up watching The Little Mermaid instead. (even went to downtown this day)
anyway here's the dream:

*picture the scene in the movie Planet of the Apes where a bunch of the humans are in a jungle scared that teh apes are going to hunt them down and kill them* 

My mom and dad are with me and it seems as though I'm in the past because Hitlers making demands from an unknown place, all we can hear is his voice from speakers hidden well in the jungles.

I'm scared as heck since Hitlers men are looking around for what they said as "colored people" ... I'm scared they're gonna kill me. My mom and dad disappear and I'm left alone.. with a bunch of strangers who like me are in my situation and are looking for a way to escape. I'm not at all panicked that my parents have vanished, Instead I'm relived assuming that they're hidden. I run far and fast and finally come across a random door which I opened. I walk inside and see more people like myself that are trying to hide.

Suddenly, the door swings open and men wearing camouflage carrying flashlights and weapons march in. They're are no lights in this room. It looks more like a classroom when schools over. there are tables, the walls are white .. there's even a whiteboard! as I have said, The lights were out and these men (for some strange reason) were shining their flashlights on everyones shoes. (I'm assuming they can tell whos a keeper and whos a loser by their feet. =/ Anywaaaay...)

I quickly stood up on a table so they wouldn't look at my feet and as I did this someone else climbed on as well and I realized that it was PRINCE:














LOL. I would have screamed or something but one of the military men closed in right when he did that.

*now picture the scene from Harry Potter and the chamber of Secrets (shut up, I'm just trying to make it easy for you to visualize) and the basilisk is blind but it can HEAR everything*

Prince was basically giving off the impression that he didn't care because I could kind of see him rolling his eyes. I'm thinking this IDIOT is going to get us KILLED!!! I put my hand over his mouth because I thought that he was going to make noises. the military man was like FACE to FACE with us.


This is when I woke up... 

LOL And YES, I made sure to watch the movie that following day. THIS is what happens if I put off watching a movie. smh.. I Don`t know why, I wish it didn't.  My mind finds my real life extremely dull do It entertains itself while I sleep.

Basically for those that are confused, I used to blog about my dreams just because I think they're SO realistic and crazy that it makes me laugh. I want you to laugh too. :)

Internet Shminternet

ugh.. So sleepy.
Basically my regular internet explorer thingy is acting like a douche-bag so I have to use either Google chrome or Firefox. I dislike using Firefox because it annoys me so I have to settle for Google chrome. I don't know why I'm blogging about this since it seems irrelevant and not important enough to actually BLOG about. But HEY.. look at me.. I'm blogging about it!

I'm downloading Lost & Delerious.

This is one of my top  favorite movies. My favorite character is Polly. I like her character and her demeanor. If you haven't seen it already, go rent it, download it, or go to Watch-Movies.net to see it for free


Anyway, that was all I wanted you to know for now. So uh.. thanks for reading this. Goodbye.

My name is Sharlene and I'm a MJaholic.

 

Heres Why I know I'm obsessed:

• I know every hee-hee and every pow and shamone’s in every song.
• I basically only have Twitter/Facebook to promote Michael Jackson
• I know which album every song comes from, what year it came out, the awards it’s won and EVERY WORD of the songs
• I fell into a trance, listening to Planet Earth

•  I preach to others about the wonderfulness of MJ. even if they're strangers.
• my friend stubs her toe, shrieking OWWW. I always add the “hee-hee” before I ask her if she’s okay.
• I will randomly moonwalk around the house, in public .. pretty much anywhere.
• I have tripped or fallen over something while moonwalking.
• I scoff at the MJ imitators because I know there can never be the same angel again.
• I've listened to EVERY album at least a million times
• I spaz on anyone who says anything negative about him, then launch into a gigantic rant with EVERY FACT that ever existed.

• I sometimes try and force my friends to become obsessed with Michael Jackson
• Instead of writing History, I write HIStory.
• I can’t really listen to anyone else because it just sounds worse
• I Try to sneak him into every conversation topic I'm having with someone
• I know what IJCSLY stands for
• I Went into a sorta semi-depression when he died
• I know millions of inside jokes that only MJ and the fans would know. ex: pond, black flappin, fish. (LOL)

these are only SOME POINTS I might be continuing this when I log back on blogspot. lol I'll also be making one for ms. Jackson if you're nasty! lol

Some things are hard to write about.

After something happens to you, you go to write it down.

And either you over dramatize it or underplay it.

Exaggerate the wrong parts or ignore the important ones.

At any rate, you never write it quite the way you want to.

♡ UPDATE & randomness ♡

OK so I'm sick.
I have that bug thats been going around. coughing, dry throat, and I have allergies on top of that. Last night my right eye was soo puffy and swollen, I looked like I just got the shit beaten out of me. Schools been good to me, and we have a new module + proffessor. her names Dee. Shes dope.

ahhh my throat is killling meee!!!! I really dont feel like getting ready for school. F*ck it.

I'm currently watching Coco Chanel's Bio on television and I love it. Shes so inspirational. But anywayy...

Over the weekend I helped my mother paint the bathroom even though I hate the colour she picked.

 I can't wait until I paint my own room, which will be soon btw. I think I'm going to paint it a light peach or something. Nothing too drastic. OH.. and let me tell you.... I woke up this morning all excited because I had a dream that I won a house. Not just any shit hole but a really really nice big house in Venice CA. My mom was like, "I dont want to leave this house, so you can have the Venice house. and I'll help you pack your things." Now at the house I live in now, Im such a slob, but thats only because I really find no reason to get all worked up cleaning and making it look nice, because no matter what we do to it, it wont ever look nice. But i think when I have my own place, things will be different. It will be MY house. and its going to have to be big and spotless.

So thats it for my random rant about my "future house" lolol

tty all later ❤

My cleaning fairy. RIP

I really hate to clean when I'm not in the mood to.
Sometimes (rarely)  I have the inspiration to clean.
Only then will I clean without being asked to do so.
I am not a clean freak, but my mother is. and sometimes
I would like to shoot her in the head. LOL
I'm only kidding folks! ....
seriously though.

Today I am not in the mood for cleaning but I must.
I've been looking for my cleaning fairy so that she can
help me (aka: do all the work while I watch mr. bean).

Its been 10 mins of me trying to find her but I think she took
off on me.
"cleaaannninngg faiirrryy!!"

OMG DISTRACTION... I just got back from kitchen.
I dont even know how long this distraction was lol.
dessert was calling me. and now I really don't want to clean.
Damn you Little Debbie! Damn you straight to hell!
Your little desserts are so tempting!

I just found my cleaning fairy!
She suffocated under the dirty clothes and mountains of magazines...
oops.

I shall try to save her life. .... "c'mon fairy .. c'mon"

*Sigh*.. its too late.
My cleaning fairy's dead. Just seeing the state of my house killed her!
Now I have to do it all by myself!


I'm Sooo sorry lil fairy...
We pourin liqour out for you babe ;)
R.I.P

♡ I'm back ♡

Wow, I haven't posted anything for a while, so I think now is a good time for an update.

I've been M.I.A because of a family emergency but all is getting better now.

Also I'm happy to anounce that Pharmacology is finally over with! *phew* And keyboarding is finshed also, but now *dun dun duuuunnnn* its time for anatomy and diseases. smdh. So far my lowest grade is 70%... which is good but I really want to try for a higher grade. I know... who would have thought Sharlene would WANT to get better grades.. lol But theres always a first time for everything.. as my father would say.

Arya and Rekha are here! I love it when I see them.

Arya is like glued to me ...as my aunt would say.

We're like the batman and lil robin. but I treat her like my own child sometimes ... lol

Today is there last day though =( ... But I had a great weekend with them, =)

Ok... Thats enough typing for now. I'll holla atchu all in a bit

PS: Sorry to my hommies that Have been missing me this past week.

I'm going to visit you all this week (hopefully)

Buh bye now ❤

April Fools! yay!

Yesterday night (april fools eve) Me and my cousin decided to prank
our extremely gullable sister-in-law (reena), and she went for it!

this was the convo (I had an indian accent) :

ME: yes, hello? is Kerpal there? Kerpal?
HER: who?
ME: yes this is Paramprit from Home Depot.. and Is Kerpal there?
HER: Oh, Home Depot, are you -
ME: Ok I dont think this is Kerpal, is Reena here??
HER: yes, yes
ME: ok well, yes this is Paramprit from home depot and I have called to say that we have recieved your papers
HER: Oh ok.
ME: There a few questions I must ask you
Her: ok thats fine.
ME: ok, first question: How many kids you have?
HER: I have 2 kids
ME: ok... How many husbad?
HER: we're seperated.
ME ok.. last question: (remember I have a indian accent) Can I be your husband?

LOL.. it was great... she was confused so i was liek APRIL FOOLLSSSSS!!! bahahha

This was us:

This was the TARGET:

BAHAHAH, Have fun pranking people today!!

school update.. sort of

So, my class is progressing quickly at the moment. The tests and work is simple and so far we're finished 2 workbooks.. (we're on our third one right now). I know that its not that hard right now, but it will be.

I am thinking about updating my resume and handing it out in stores. I want a job!

lol

The public transit is getting lame fast! Its normally fine but I hate it when its night and some weird guy sits beside you and he's coughing so badly that it sounds like he's coughing up organs...

sorry to gross you out... but now you know my pain! =)

I am currently muching on cookies! choco-chip baby ;)

ok as you can tell.. I dont know what else to write... lol

So I guess I'll leave it at that!

OH and OMG.. my aunts going to seattle and I'm extremely bummed that I can't go! =(

I miss Arya ='(

okiess..

buh bye now!

xox,

Sharlene ♥