09 February 2010

the "unpleasent-ness" Aka: the yellow beast *dun dun dunn*

I just got home... heres what just went down:


As I walked from my school to the bus stop, my eyes wandered to a moving fuzzy blur of yellow. This blur was running around and I realized it was a man who was really far away and was getting on the same bus that I was supposed to be on.
I noticed that I might miss this bus so I ran extremely fast and I caught up to it in the nic of time. I was happy that I didn't miss the bus. I should have.


I sat my ass down in a seat that was located at the back of the bus. I also noticed that this "yellow Blur" was now a tall black male. He decided to sit by me. Now I didnt think too much of this at first. But then the unpleasantness happened.
He began to sing. loudly. He was belting at the top of his lungs.


Everyone was staring at him.


I felt myself try to control my laughter.. my cheeks grew warm. my mouth began to witch. then suddenly I hear this giggling.. and I realize that its me. then I also noticed that my giggling sent all of the passengers laughing too. I felt horrible, shouldnt have given in to the temptation of laughing my ass of at this man. This man had no idea why a bus full of people were laughing. He began to ponder over the reason. as
I stared at him with my peircing eyes, another person (skinny white male) decided to try to talk to the beast.


"you should try out for canadian idol!" said the skinny white male.
"I lost my phone, man" said the yellow beast.
As i heard this conversation I began to smile I couldnt help it.


to be continued...

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